My name is Alana. My face. I’m in nursing school. I like zombies, boobs and guns.  Turtle(s) Tumblr (3.0; @rainbowlana)http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/86254e121954a74f6b87e58768198339/tumblr_mkutrrb9kI1rhi0rbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>tyleroakley:</p> <p>Life lessons via emoji.</p> <p>Except I’ve never had straight sex. haha.</p>http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50515732251http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50515732251Wed, 15 May 2013 16:10:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce0f5d923e6a49e94b53f68fce781857/tumblr_mm0s3czSdw1r1j7s7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Why am I not her player number two?</p>http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50489451505http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50489451505Wed, 15 May 2013 07:04:59 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cjhatesboredom.tumblr.com/post/47843398171/meanwhile-in-twitter-moments-later">cjhatesboredom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>meanwhile in twitter…</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0c40567a5a0e6a16e95b2157ca11ad40/tumblr_inline_ml6hqedqQb1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>moments later…</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a7ee824ab25807c0a7d3c887cda8b47b/tumblr_inline_ml6hrqUYHN1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50488712644http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50488712644Wed, 15 May 2013 06:41:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dbe0061f677bc80faaf7161adb92e2a3/tumblr_mm9n3sdycy1ry1y7qo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/edc0d66e0430b482cd50e4047e20f312/tumblr_mm9n3sdycy1ry1y7qo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2c2bf204a8e8a0d0c5198ae5d90ce7a5/tumblr_mm9n3sdycy1ry1y7qo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8b0b404f684a983069c5497c311ba17d/tumblr_mm9n3sdycy1ry1y7qo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d9e668fac828170fd3043f063f3fc4c4/tumblr_mm9n3sdycy1ry1y7qo5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/93c823a42ad44ae8db8ae6fdd936124e/tumblr_mm9n3sdycy1ry1y7qo6_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7270cb5bac55933bbff184ea946f64bc/tumblr_mm9n3sdycy1ry1y7qo7_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4abf6febcda568f4f3f7cb44eb21f72f/tumblr_mm9n3sdycy1ry1y7qo8_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9408b73d447199c766eb139d0400b2ea/tumblr_mm9n3sdycy1ry1y7qo9_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f6f4eee6d543d126ec72b674c223be3b/tumblr_mm9n3sdycy1ry1y7qo10_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ragewang.tumblr.com/post/50296383836/uncomfortableconfusion-the-cutest-kitten-gifs">ragewang</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://uncomfortableconfusion.tumblr.com/post/49580034875/the-cutest-kitten-gifs-ever-on-tumblr">uncomfortableconfusion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The cutest kitten gifs ever on tumblr</p> </blockquote> <p>do not do this to my frail and mortal being</p> </blockquote>http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50410159783http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50410159783Tue, 14 May 2013 05:11:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/768a0866c5cc32921a9b3262d6fdeade/tumblr_mlsyfhv6tm1qb6w5yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50409922583http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50409922583Tue, 14 May 2013 05:01:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3aca9945bff8e3c93be0490c098feaca/tumblr_mfr5gz15NJ1r2j89wo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50379286450http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50379286450Mon, 13 May 2013 19:59:48 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://acciohealthylifestyleeeee.tumblr.com/post/22949737714/i-hate-recipes-that-require-like-40-weird-ass">acciohealthylifestyleeeee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I hate recipes that require like 40 weird ass ingredients. I only have eggs, milk, flour and sugar I have no time or money to look for your 3 cups of baby dragons saliva</p> </blockquote>http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50379161567http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50379161567Mon, 13 May 2013 19:58:07 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lilacid.tumblr.com/post/27974766777/theepichumor-when-you-sat-in-a-weird-position">lilacid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://niggaqueef.tumblr.com/post/27684227150/when-you-sat-in-a-weird-position-for-a-long-time">niggaqueef</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7hzyqC1wq1qgdfd7.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy</p> </blockquote>http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50378490985http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50378490985Mon, 13 May 2013 19:49:22 -0400<p><a href="http://yahh-basically.tumblr.com/post/50377074569/he-is-ye-noodelsop-seduces-u-with-my-report" class="tumblr_blog">yahh-basically</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://he-is-ye.tumblr.com/post/40965628323/noodelsop-seduces-u-with-my-report-card-ah">he-is-ye</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://noodelsop.tumblr.com/post/40959770249/seduces-u-with-my-report-card">noodelsop</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*seduces u with my report card*</p> </blockquote> <p>Ah, the D</p> </blockquote> <p>Ajdinsgw</p></blockquote>http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50378433051http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50378433051Mon, 13 May 2013 19:48:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/666e18da85102343d86e281eb9f8331c/tumblr_mmnq26Fm2Y1s21tkdo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50378273986http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50378273986Mon, 13 May 2013 19:46:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2522af898fca097064c84e84866a0a7/tumblr_mmmgx40qoH1raqlgko1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50378245089http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50378245089Mon, 13 May 2013 19:46:11 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.everysecond.co/post/50375802728">-everysecond</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time”</span></p> </blockquote>http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50378176179http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50378176179Mon, 13 May 2013 19:45:17 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://krvsty.tumblr.com/post/38433417028/youre-cute-but-youre-not-naked-enough">krvsty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you’re cute but you’re not naked enough</p> </blockquote>http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50378097950http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50378097950Mon, 13 May 2013 19:44:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2bec6ce18f8c305148fa568e1033ad16/tumblr_mm2ycc7UM51qgavwyo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab40683a6fc1fe8a5a930624c21f7706/tumblr_mm2ycc7UM51qgavwyo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a744df08fe808938b6b80ee1e7ef9bd1/tumblr_mm2ycc7UM51qgavwyo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professor-sex-and-dragneto.tumblr.com/post/49329579775/real-funny-old-sport">professor-sex-and-dragneto</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span> </span><span class="post_tags_wrapper" id="post_tags_wrapper_49329316660"><span class="tags" id="post_tags_49329316660"><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/REAL-FUNNY-OLD-SPORT">#REAL FUNNY OLD SPORT</a></span></span></p> </blockquote>http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50375765374http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50375765374Mon, 13 May 2013 19:13:35 -0400<blockquote> <p><span>how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it</span></p> </blockquote>http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50375600350http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50375600350Mon, 13 May 2013 19:11:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0095363ea41b68db7817ab58b6711217/tumblr_mfns6ffc0N1rx0zn3o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>So fucking relevant.</p>http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50244673979http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50244673979Sun, 12 May 2013 06:17:02 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hipsterinatardis.tumblr.com/post/49459942809/naps-are-tricky-because-you-either-wake-up">hipsterinatardis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.</p> </blockquote>http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50244362747http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50244362747Sun, 12 May 2013 06:14:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c02a869bf3bb6bb155b9f4125b3ebff0/tumblr_mi6qf04Bgg1s5h5tio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sannevorrink.tumblr.com/post/48996129816/yes">sannevorrink</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>yes</p> </blockquote>http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50244307155http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50244307155Sun, 12 May 2013 06:13:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mck458BzbU1ql1fqko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50244223774http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50244223774Sun, 12 May 2013 06:12:42 -0400<p>I danced with a super hot chick in a tiny black skirt at Scandals tonight but I forgot her name and was too shy to ask for a number! (alcohol was involved) haha. I truly had a blast, though. I danced my tiny ass off. :D</p>http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50242159351http://rainbowlana.tumblr.com/post/50242159351Sun, 12 May 2013 05:50:22 -0400DrunkScandalsAshevilleDancingKicking myself in the ass