Anonymous asked: Your strap on is awesome!
Sorry for the spam on my blog. I’m trying to fix it.
Anonymous asked: wtf is up with that picture? youre nasty as shit
Hey guys Sarah here on my best friends phone (:
whoislikegodmichael asked: you couldalways try craigslist! although its more creepy men on there...
Why is it so hard to find older women that like younger women?
doctor: are you using any type of birth control?
me: i have sex with women
plot twist: the queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts "happy hunger games"
Tonight sucks. I just want to go back to sleep.