Thank God for the alcohol haze.
cjhatesboredom: meanwhile in twitter… moments later…
acciohealthylifestyleeeee: I hate recipes that require like 40 weird ass ingredients. I only have eggs, milk, flour and sugar I have no time or money to look for your 3 cups of baby dragons saliva
lilacid: niggaqueef: when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
yahh-basically: he-is-ye: noodelsop: *seduces u with my report card* Ah, the D Ajdinsgw
-everysecond: I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time”
krvsty: you’re cute but you’re not naked enough
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
I danced with a super hot chick in a tiny black skirt at Scandals tonight but I forgot her name and was too shy to ask for a number! (alcohol was involved) haha. I truly had a blast, though. I danced my tiny ass off. :D
Anonymous asked: youd have no problem getting laid around here.
mlpineapple asked: i want to pin you against a wall with my hand around your throat and slowly start to kiss you. running my hands over your body and into your pants where i would start to rub your wet pussy and clit. when i had you starting to moan and breathing heavy i would through you onto your bed and start kissing you again. slowly kissing down your neck and chest, down your thighs and back up the inside of...
Anonymous asked: how can you not snap your fingers and get laid?
I got pinned tonight
And, I need to get laid.
Anonymous asked: Single?
Anonymous asked: What if a guy wanted to snapchat? Like not in a "OH LET ME SEE N00DZ" way..
Does this make me cool?
I’ve got a snapchat now. Send me ALL the pictures! Username: rainbowlana
I officially have my nursing degree! Hell fucking yeah!
I finished reading Beautiful Creatures and Beautiful Darkness. Now on to re-reading The Great Gatsby. I love reconnecting with my hobbies.
foxnewsofficial: call me a bra because i’m here to support you and touch your boobs